An Ode to the Handlebar Moustache

fake moustaches


so ‘Dali’esque

so mesmerizing as a child

this funny hair above the lip.

A disguise.

A statement.

fake moustaches

Strange and


 fake moustaches

I have never kissed

a man with a handlebar


fake moustaches

I can’t say I feel bad

about that.


But they’re still fun

to look at.

  fake moustaches

Photo One: Carl Zoch; Photo Two: Daria Bishop; Photo Three: Merge Weddings; Photo Four: Libby Bulloff; Photo Five: Love Life Images

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